Browsing: Puns
December has a sound, and it’s a groan. Somebody says “sleigh” instead of “slay” at the office party and half…
Every year, billions of birthday cards are sold, and every year, millions of people stare at a blank one thinking…
Cows are the unsung heroes of comedy. They stand in fields all day looking unbothered, and somehow that deadpan energy…
Bees are nature’s hardest workers and comedy’s most cooperative insects. Think about it: bee, be, been, buzz, hive, honey, sting,…
The ocean is enormous, mysterious, and — most importantly for our purposes — absolutely loaded with pun material. Fin, reel,…
October has a smell — cinnamon, bonfire smoke, and candy corn — and it has a sound too: the collective…
Nobody is fully human before coffee, which is probably why coffee drinkers have developed their own dialect of wordplay. Coffee…
Cheese is the rare food that is fun to say, fun to eat, and — most importantly — fun to…
Cat owners have a problem no other pet owner has: their animal is funnier than they are. The cat knocks…
There is a special kind of laughter that only a truly terrible pun can produce. It is half groan, half…